“Owners Of Dogs Will Have Noticed That, If You Provide Them With Food And Water And Shelter And Affection, They Will Think You Are God.
A movie review last weekend, i saw the movie version of andrew lloyd webber’s cats. It's better than the last thing we had: Going to the dogs lacking a story and filled with forgettable music, the film is an artistic hairball.
The Movie Is Apparently Awful, So Awful In Fact That Cats Reviews Have Crossed Over From Being.
“t his christmas, you will believe.”. It looked like you needed this one, however. If you sense condescension in this review, it’s not intentional:
I Think I Mentioned That I Don't Like Rats At The Best Of Times.
It was released on the 20th of december but didn’t come out here until boxing day, so that meant i had plenty of time to watch movie critics line up to mercilessly dunk on this trainwreck (an appropriate comparison, considering the presence of. “in fact, there are moments in ‘cats’ i would gladly pay to unsee, including the baby mice with faces of young girls and the tiny chorus line of cockroach rockettes — again, with human. “in ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
Any Bad Movie Lover Will Be Disappointed To Find That It's A Gawdy, Confusing, And.
A tribe of cats called the jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the heaviside layer and come back to a new jellicle life. The film was released and everyone’s fears were confirmed. I think you might've said something like that.
But No, Cats Is Far From The Worst Movie Of The Decade, Much Less The Year.
To assess cats as good or bad feels like the entirely wrong axis on which to see it. While audiences might suspend their disbelief and enjoy a human dressed as a cat on stage for a couple of hours, a cgi mix of human and cat body parts is more horrifying than magical. It is, with all affection, a monstrosity. cats is a fever dream, a hallucination, an approximation of what would happen if your third eye actually opened.
